Why PAKISTANIS ARE EASY TO IDENTIFY…



1. Everything you eat is savoured in garlic, onion and tomatoes.


2. You reuse gift wrappers, gift boxes and, of course, aluminium foils too.


3. You are always standing next to the four largest size suitcases at the airport.

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20 Different Ways To Promote Yourself As A Web Designer

Web Designers can often find it hard to get their name out there, and begin getting clients. Promotion doesn’t always have to cost money. I have compiled a list of how web designers can promote themselves, and get their name out there. Some of the ways require little to no effort, whilst others require much time. Either way, you will still receive more clients. If you would like to share any others you may have, drop a comment below.

Maintain a Website

If you maintain someone else’s website, the owner may spread the word about your services. You could maybe ask for a small link at the footer of their site, linking back to your site, which will gain some exposure.

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Third wife

Third wife

Doctor: U look exactly like my third wife.

Lady: how many wives does u have?

Doctor: two (2)

Moral: EXPRESS SMART IDEAS, SMARTLY

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JOB AT F. B. I.

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists:

Two men and one woman..

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

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Risky Job

Read and realize.

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After 10 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no recommendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying;

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A sad Dad’s poem…

This is a beautiful poem. There is an appeal from a Zimbabwean couple at the bottom of message, not asking for anything more than that you hand the poem on. The husband wrote the poem.

TO MY CHILD

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